Blogging the Commercial I Just Watched: Delissio Pizza

The car pulls up to the house and the delivery guy emerges, pizza in hand. (Isn’t he a little old to be a pizza delivery guy? Oh well, hard times.) The woman answers the door in a (fairly modest and age-appropriate) negligee. She invites him in, and though he acknowledges that he is not supposed to do so,  he enters the house.

Next scene, they’re in the house, on the couch. “Now that’s delivery,” she says, which must be some sort of double entendre because she is totally coming on to him, or maybe it’s not a double entendre at all and she is in fact pathetically stupid because no one actually mistakes those frozen pizzas for real delivered pizzas. (Doesn’t matter. In either case, I think they’re gonna do it!)

Then someone switches on a light. It’s their son, and in a voice that’s sulky even for a teenage boy, he huffs, “It’s not delivery, it’s Delissio, and you’re not a delivery man, dad!”

Then: “No wonder I don’t have any friends!”

Kid, that’s not why you don’t have any friends, and I’ve also got an idea about why you’re about to be homeless.

    • Rich
    • August 19th, 2010

    Rotten little bastard. Way to ruin the moment.

      • 68comeback
      • August 20th, 2010

      Someone ought to introduce that kid to weed.

    • drz
    • August 20th, 2010

    teenage boys are the WORST PEOPLE

      • 68comeback
      • August 20th, 2010

      They are if they don’t learn to masturbate out some of their extra hormones.

      • 68comeback
      • August 20th, 2010

      And hadn’t we already agreed that I was the worst person?

  1. Does anyone know where you can find a clip of this commercial? I’ve seriously been searching for hours and I can’t seem to find it which is surprisingly considering it was such a good commercial!

      • 68comeback
      • February 15th, 2011

      I’ve been searching for minutes and I couldn’t find it either.

        • deacon
        • April 6th, 2011

        here you go :)

        • 68comeback
        • April 6th, 2011

        We’ve been waiting for you, deacon.

    • deacon
    • April 6th, 2011

    and that’s why this kid’s gonna die a virgin lol

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