The Bachelor(ette): “What just happened?”
Wow. Two people who are fundamentally incompatible with one another go on TV to prove it, only they didn’t have to because they were already on TV, and those who watched them get together in the first place already knew they were fundamentally incompatible. Is this art or what, how they’ve learned to push each other’s buttons?
He: “She’s undermining, castrating and generally quite fucking immature and annoying with all the interrupting.”
She: “He’s a liar and a famewhore and I’m quite needy and he didn’t pay enough attention to needy, needy me.”
We: “Why can’t you both be right?”