I’m a poet, I know it.

Maybe it’s just not worth commenting, maybe I should just mind my own business, but Lord knows I’ve been trying to do that all week, and it’s not working.

American Idol. It is what it is, right? And you can watch, get involved and participate as much as you want, right? And so, I watch a little, tuning in just in time earlier this week to hear the promise/threat that if Boring Male Schmuck won the competition,  he would release his very own cover of U2’s “Beautiful Day” as a single. They treated this as very big, very exciting news.

Ahem. My haiku rebuttal is as follows:

A U2 cover?

Some people just don’t fucking

Know they’re assholes. Tsk.

Ad hoc haiku workshop starts in the comments section…now!

    • drz
    • May 28th, 2010

    I don’t watch that show
    but I’m told the mean guy quit,
    so now what’s the point?

      • 68comeback
      • May 31st, 2010

      On the haiku tip
      You are the motherfuckin’
      Man, Dr. Zenko!

        • 68comeback
        • May 31st, 2010

        Sadly also though,
        You are the only one, dude,
        Who is man enough.

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