Exactly what you were hoping for, give or take.

There are different ways of knowing you’ve made it in this world. If you’re a dickhead like Mitt Romney, it’s in the knowing that as you move through the process of applying for your dream job, if one of your potential employers asks you an interview question you don’t like, you can mouth off to him like it doesn’t fucking matter because to you, it doesn’t.

The question, I suppose, is how does becoming a top-drawer dickhead become such a worthy goal for some? Couldn’t you aspire instead to being a cool-ass local band and 68Comeback Special favourite like the City Streets? Because then the knowing that you’re doing alright is all in a Daytrotter session.