Exactly what you were hoping for, give or take.

I’ll allow right up front that this qualifies as neither bleeding edge nor breaking news. You and I are both going to have to accept that until they either release another David Lee Roth soundboard vocal or make some headway with their rumoured uranium enrichment program (or simultaneously come out of the closet, but lotsa luck with that), Van Halen posts are just…not… There, see? I can’t even maintain my own interest long enough to finish that sentence.

But hey, you want bleeding edge breaking news from the depths of the internet? Go ‘friend’ Tom on Facebook. Just go.

Are you still here? GO. Leave me alone with my black and white photographs and my revisionist history.